Have you got a complaint?

Is it not a genuine safety issue, website problem, suspected bad batch, bullying/harassment or something an admin actually needs to deal with?

Fantastic. You've found the right department.

Please submit your complaint below.

Unfortunately, we sacked Karen because she kept complaining.

Ken was expected to take over the department but has since submitted a formal complaint regarding his increased workload.

His complaint is currently being dealt with by Karen.

As Karen no longer works here, we're afraid absolutely nothing will be done about it. 🤷

⚠️ THE BORING BUT IMPORTANT BIT

Genuine problems don't belong here. If you're reporting bullying, harassment, member safety, privacy, website/security issues or something requiring admin action, please use the proper reporting system or contact an admin.

Suspect there's a genuine medication/batch quality problem? Please use Report a Bad Batch instead.

Thank you for contacting Karen & Ken's Complaints Department.

Your complaint is extremely important to absolutely nobody in this department.